6 August 2012
The country is in danger,
The PM is a bear,
But, never fear,
And don't be scared,
For Super Ma'am is here!
She comes when streets are troubled,
She comes when cakes won't rise,
She comes with a hand knitted cape,
And tissues for your eyes,
She drives a yacht,
The Ma'am-Mobile,
And fights crime with her wit,
She keeps it cool,
And keeps it real,
She'll make the bad guys sit,
She'll make them all apologise,
She'll force them to with magic eyes,
She'll make them think of what they've done,
The Super Ma'am has always won,
And when she's done,
She'll read a book,
Or maybe even,
Be a cook,
She'll cook the good guys up a flan,
Invincible, she's Super Ma'am!
Super Ma'am • Opuss № I