24 September 2012
Please join me in proclaiming the Mantra of Monday. Place your hand on your heart and declare:
I swear, by the glory of any and every almighty, To declare my soul property of the whims, the wills and eternal wishes, Of today, Monday the 24th of September, 2012, Anno Domini, Any command made unto me shall be carried out immediately, And any hesitation or disobedience shall be punishable by death, I declare my actions wholly under the control of our Governing body and HRH Queen Elizabeth II, I pledge responsibility for any words uttered in self defence against any other who wishes to either intentionally or unintentionally inflict harm unto me, And do so with the knowledge that any and all effects of this action shall be negative and result in further pain and humiliation, As I declare, As I will, So mote it be.
The Monday Mantra • Opuss № I