27 October 2012
Welcome to The Wonky Donkey, Would you like some pie? We only serve the newly dead, And those who need to cry.
Here's your table, take a seat, There's really not a menu, This pub, you see, it just has pie, We're quite a special venue.
Now, here's our special, apple spice, Banana's famous, too, Tonight, the night of all the nights, We have a deal for you!
For every new Opussian that dies or cries by dawn, Will find themselves a special seat reserved for those that morn, A sugar sweet crescendo bake that you can not refuse, Is waiting on the table for these kitten's to peruse.
The Wonky Donkey • Opuss № I