28 October 2012
When Ralphie met Fluffles, Good God! The kerfuffles! The room was *meow* *snuffles*, All catnip and truffles.
The match was Cat/Dog, But the search went amok, And instead, it corrected itself, To Cat/Hog.
Poor Fluffles had wanted a guy who could think, But wound up with a guy who was all over pink, Miss Fluffles was not very pleased with match makin', Her claws wound up turning poor Ralphie to bacon.
When Ralphie Met Fluffles • Opuss № I