@MBThompson

~Rebirth~

The world falls into darkness. A swirling abyss. Life crumbles. Only to be reborn. A swirling abyss. Enshrouded in death. Only to be reborn. Cast in light. Enshrouded in death. Cities fall.

@tashaa

you with me

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@Zorua101

MineTeam Begins!

This is MineTeam's first video. I think @Hazzy16 would be interested :) All Minecraft players/fans, watch, rate, comment, subscribe.

@TheViolator

Only men would understand

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time...

@TheViolator

Cheap flights

The wife asked me what i was doing on the computer, I said "looking for cheap flights", and she got all excited, Which is odd, as i never knew she had an interest in darts.

@PointZero

Bones Like Paper Planes

Walk her into the room Shackle her wrists in old iron chains Cover her head in water Tear off her clothes Kneel her before the alter Force her to pray To an imaginary conscience Mention not her...

@TheViolator

Police Stop

I was travelling home at 2.00am when I was stopped by the police, he asked where I was going so I explained I was on the way to a lecture on alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,...

@melody

“When you have come to the edge of all the light you have  And step into the darkness of the unknown  Believe that one of the two will happen to you  Either you'll find something solid to stand...