8 May 2012
An ant was sauntering along the top of a cornflake packet looking for his next meal when all of a sudden Wooooooosh! An earwig races past him at supersonic spread. Some minutes later the ant catches up with the earwig and asks " whats the hurry man!" The earwig replied " Did you not see the sign which said tear Along the dotted line?
This is why I don't tell jokes very often. Xx
The Earwig • Opuss № I