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I went into a record shop and said "What have you or by The Doors?" he said "A bucket of sand an a fire extinguisher."

The Record Shop • Opuss № I

My friend said to me "Have you ever thought about drinking non-alcoholic wine. I said "Schloer". He said "laf oo fefer fort avout dwingling non-alchalohollic wiiinnnee"

I'm An Alcholic • Opuss № I

No man is an island. My friend Bob told me that. Bob Bados.

No Man Is An Island • Opuss № I