There were 3 men in a bar.One sang me me me.Another sang knife and fork knife and fork.Another sang she stole my lollipop she stole my lollipop she stole my lollipop.Then a policeman walked in and said who killed an old lady.The first person said me me me. The police men said what did you use to kill her.So the second one said knife and fork knife and fork.So police men said why did you do it.So the third one said she stole my lollipop she stole my lollipop.
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