Sign In

michaellegge

Cheery upbeat TV funny man who hates the world and is never on telly. More info at www.facebook.com/michael.legge

6
Stories
9
Followers

Stories by @michaellegge (6)

michaellegge
michaellegge
2012-07-19T15:54:18

Socialnetworkiopath.

I will die because of Twitter. One way or another Twitter will kill me.

4 0 1639 words
michaellegge
michaellegge
2012-05-28T11:36:03

Vim Fuego.

“Who is like unto the beast.

0 0 1386 words
michaellegge
michaellegge
2012-05-17T08:49:34

I've Been Meaning To Say....

There comes a time in a lot of relationships when it just feels right to say those four little words that you've been dying to say for ages. It's nerve wracking of course.

0 0 1201 words
michaellegge
michaellegge
2012-05-17T08:48:37

That Synching Feeling.

We all have been given one gift and mine is being great at doing embarrassing things in public. They don't always embarrass me but they do make those around me cringe.

0 0 955 words
michaellegge
michaellegge
2012-05-17T08:46:22

Smartphone/Stupidman

Do you embarrass yourself easily. I don't. It's almost impossible to embarrass me because my entire life has been one cack-handed catastrophe after another.

0 0 1164 words
michaellegge
michaellegge
2012-04-06T08:58:17

Fakes On A Plane.

I am ashamed of myself. Constantly. If I'm not doing something really embarrassing then I'm thinking about something embarrassing I did in the past. The confusing thing is I'm proud of being ashamed.

4 0 1340 words