I love to laugh and I think is good to laugh so follow me for lots of laughs and I hope it makes u smile!!!
Girl: am I pretty. Boy: no Girl: do u ever think about me. Boy:no Girl: do u ever talk about me. Boy: no Girl: do u like me. Boy: no Boy: your not pretty your the most beautiful girl I have ever...
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
Im going to stand outside so if anybody asks for me tell them I'm outstanding!.
After thinking about it, I've decided to delete opuss (after this post of course). Thank you to everybody who thought what I posted was worth reading and crazy enough to follow. Through all of...
Enjoy the little things in life ....... Because some day you will realise they were the big things..
When your ex says you'll never find anyone like me. You say 'thats the point.'.
This amish boy and his father went to a shopping centre for the first time. During their visit they saw these two big metal doors.
Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board.
Two antarcticans were walking in the woods when they came upon some tracks.
This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man's driver's license, he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now.
What do you do with a space man. You park in it man!.
Work to live, don't live to work..
That annoying moment when your about to say something and you forget what you were about to say ....
Smile and the world smiles with you, Cry and you cry alone..
A dumb blonde walked in to a computer shop and wanted to buy a computer.
Every night a man left to go to the pub and on his way out he would say " good bye mother of four." to his wife.
It's not about the years you lived in your life, It's about the life you lived in those years..
I'm not clumsy it's just The floor hates me, The tables and chairs are bullies and ...... The wall gets in the way!.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!.
When ideas little my parents would always say " excuse my French." after they said a bad word. I'll never forget the day when my teacher asked us do we know any French!.
A man was driving around with a van full of penguins and a police man stops him and says "what are you doing with all those penguins?" "driving them around." he replied.
Thank you all I can't believe that I have 100 followers already. I hope I made you smile or laugh – michellebell.
A blonde woman and her husband were in hospital. The blonde was just after delivering twins and they were both boys.
A new teacher on her fist day tries to make use of her psychology course. So she asks " if u think u are dumb stand up." two minutes later a little boy stands up.
A blonde really really wanted to win the lotto so every night she prayed to god " please please let me win the lotto." but she didn't win. The next week she prayed again.
A blonde was sitting on a plane in first class but she only had an economy ticket.
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet. Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills. ----------------------- – michellebell.
One man was sitting in a pub on a barstool. A man walks in and sits beside the other man.
A family were just arriving home from their summer holidays. Kids: are we home yet. Dad: no Kids: are we home yet. Dad: no A while later .... Kids: are we home yet.
If ignorance is bliss...... ..... There must be a whole lot of happy people out there. ------------------ – michellebell.
1.The water-proof towel 2.a book on how to read 3.inflatable dart board 4.pedal powered wheelchair 5.glow in the dark sunglasses ------------------- –michellebell.
People have been saying nice things about my driving lately. Like yesterday I got a ticket on my car that said ' parking fine' ---------------------- – michellebell ( a joke a day).
Yo mamas so dumb when they said drinks on the house she got a ladder. Yo mamas so fat when she wore a yellow dress somebody shouted taxi.
A dumb blonde went to visit a doctor." doctor I don't know why, but my whole body hurts!" she said confused. She touched her leg " ouch oooooooouch" she said in pain.
A cop pulled me over and I put down my window then he said " paper" so I said " scissors, I win!" and drove away. ------------------------ – a joke a day blog.
Thanks to my followers, some day I hope to reach a hundred followers. I was trying to give people something to smile and laugh about. Thanks.... Michellebell :).
There was a girl who had sinned in her life, and when she died god said " you have sinned in your life but I'm going to let u go to heaven if u do one thing." " anything, what should I do?" " u have...
Two crisps were walking down the road. A car stops and its their friend." want a lift?" " no thanks we're walkers!" ------------------------ – michellebell ( a joke a day blog).
I read something that made me piss myself the other day. It said" bathroom closed!" ---------------------- – michellebell ( a joke a day blog).
Two men walked into a bar, The third one ducked. -------------------- – michellebell ( a joke a day blog).
If you spend your life looking back ... ... You will get a sore neck. -------------------- – michellebell ( a joke a day blog).
Was was the egyptian boy sad. His daddy was a mummy. ---------------------- – michellebell ( a joke a day).
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party. He had nobody to go with. Did I tell you the joke about the butter. Nah I'm afraid you'll spread it. Did you hear about the big tall wall.
Here is a few more jokes just to enjoy. Why could the car not play football. It only had one boot. Four dumb blonds and a brunette were holding on to a wing of a plane.
A dumb blonde was driving really badly. She was swerving from left to right.
A lady went to visit her husbands grave but she couldn't find it. She saw an undertaker and asked him to help her." we'll what's your husbands surname?" " murphy." she replied.
A man was in a French restaurant when the Waiter came to take his order." what do you want?" " do you have frogs legs?"the man replied." yes." " well then hop over the table and get me some bread!".
Two old couples were chatting. One man said to the other how was the memory clinic. The other man replied brilliant. "what was the name of the memory clinic?" the other man said.