mike7469
It seems to me that Opuss was created for people to share what they consider to be beautiful words, hell when you first start the app it even says, under the title of Opuss " beautiful words ". If I come across, or if I think of some phrase…
It can't rain all the time. ~ Brandon Lee (the crow).
The miracles I do right away..........The impossible, that takes a little longer. ~unknown.
My Grandad once said to me. Choose your words carefully, one day you'll need that breath. ~ My Grandad.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people are so full of doubts ~Bertrand Russell.
Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid. ~John Wayne.
Driving along the road a deer jumps in front of the car. Homer : D'oh Lisa. : A deer Marge. : A female deer
I do my best proof reading just after I press send.
The roof of my aviary is leaking............it's getting on my tits.
In our deepest moments of struggle, frustration, fear, and confusion, we are being called upon to reach in and touch our hearts. Then, we will know what to do, what to say, how to be. What is right is always in our deepest heart of hearts. …
We draw our strength from the very despair in which we have been forced to live. We shall endure. - Cesar Chavez
The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best. - Epictetus
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. ~Reinhold Niebuhr.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Marge: Homer, that was Mr Burns on the phone, he says if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday. Homer: woohoo ! A 4 day weekend.
Do unto others as others would do unto you........... Only do it first.
I hide behind sarcasm.....mainly because telling others to go f&@k themselves is frowned upon.
One of my nipples is slightly larger than the other two.....is that normal ??
Sarcasm in the workplace... if you haven't been to HR because of it, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm correct.
Wow -The Lynx effect really works. Unfortunately for me-I was in the Prison showers when I found out.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. And thats where I come in.
Today, I discovered that two wrongs don't make a right...tomorrow I'm going to try three.
If cough syrup wasn't meant to be abused, why does it come with that little shot glass?
For every moment of clarity, there are a hundred moments of WTF & FML.
Best place to hide a body: page 2 of Google search results.
Attaching your cell phone to your belt is a great way to let the world know that you're not getting laid!
0h, u typ3 lyk d1s? Would you mind if I threw a dictionary in your face?
I'm so unlucky, if I fell into a bucket full of breasts I'd come up sucking my thumb !
The grass is always greener in the other side, until you get over there and see that's it's covered in dog shit.
Going to macdonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.
Stupid people are everywhere, it's like trying to dodge rain drops!
I'm Making a few changes in my life. If you don't hear back from me, you are one of those changes!!
I speak sarcasm fluently.
Just because I haven't reacted yet doesn't mean that all is forgotten. I'm just waiting for the right time and that should scare the hell out of you.
Sarcasm isn't an option, it comes with the package. If you can't handle it, don't come near me.
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” ~Groucho Marx
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
"You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in."
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
To catch a bus, first one must think like a bus.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
The road to success is always under construction.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't.
“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.”
God looked around his garden And found an empty place, He then looked down upon the earth And saw your tired face. He put his arms around you And lifted you to rest. God's garden must be beautiful He always takes the best. He knew that you …
It was approximately 8.30 a.m. on a busy morning when an elderly gentleman in his eighties arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9.00 a.m. I took his vital signs and h…
What if there were no rhetorical questions ?