some people need a highfive.... in the face...... with a chair.
It's funny when someone gets angry with you so the say... IM NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. And then later they just keep saying IM NEVER TALKING TO YOU or IM STILL ANGRY...
Sometimes I whisper " I'm on your side" to computers in case they ever succeed in taking over the world :D.
I grew up with six brothers, that's how I learned to dance- in the line for the bathroom....
One thing is impossible for god: finding sense in any copyright on this planet.
What happens when you get scared half to death 2 times?.
I'll buy you 11 roses, 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you till the last rose dies..
I'm not single, I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom... And I'm loving it!.
Mirrors don't lie, lucky for me they can't laugh....
*puts on to much lotion* You: oh, crap... *wipes half on the person next to you*.
I'm so important , when I go to the supermarket the doors open by themselves when I enter.
I always REGRET leaving my phone On vibrate when I lose it.
Eyeing your toys suspiciously after Seeing toy story..
I don't always study but when I do, I make sure my parents notice..
I don't want to sound like a badass or something... But I eject my USB without removing it Safely..
Welcome to our society: you WILL be judged by what you wear, what music you like, how you look, and what you act like... Enjoy your stay :).
I always restart the game when I know I'm going to lose....
Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you truly happy , is the person who makes You lonely and sad..
Facebook: *scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* "don't care", "slut"," your life sucks", song lyrics", "inside joke?", " needs a Therapist"....
When I was younger I wanted to be older... BUT THIS ISN'T THE SHIT I SIGNED UP FOR!!.
Checking the fridge every 10 minutes to see if any food magically appeared....
I don't care how old I am, I'm going on the bouncy castle!.
I hate it when I'm laughing and my ass just falls of....
I want someone who knows how completely Insane I am, yet wouldn't want me any other way.
The moment when you hear 2 strangers talking about your favorite movie/book and your dying to join the conversation..
WHY?. BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!. Yeah, good one mom... You should be a lawyer..
I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times..
The annoying moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you....
Whenever your bored just send someone a text message: "I hid the body...".
Revenge. Nah, I'm to lazy ill just sit here and let karma fuck you up....
I hate when websites ask: "are you human?" .... No, I'm a vacuum..
MOM: come here. ME: no. MOM: 1... ME: haha, counting won't work on me. MOM: 2.... ME: holy shit I'm coming!.
So he's 19 and your 13. That's not dating, it's called babysitting....
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper....
I love rumors. I found out so much about me that I didn't even know!.
The awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents , so you just sit there and stare at your phone in silence..
Sleep is so cute when it try's to compete with the Internet :).
You know what hurts. When people who used to mean the world to you don't even want to be a part of your world anymore....
I love my relationship with my bed: no commitment needed , we just sleep together every night :).
Reasons why I'm fat: 1) I eat when I'm bored. 2) I'm bored all the time. (JK).
You text him, he doesn't text you back... He was obviously so exited that you texted him that he fainted!.
"the look" you give your friends when they say something they weren't supposed to in front of your parents....
The amazing moment when a question on a test gives you the answer to another question on the test....
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you of at the same time!!.
When I'm expecting a text I constantly feel my phone vibrate even though it isn't..
He saw you. He met you. He wanted you. He liked you. He chased you. He got you. He had you. He got bored . He left..
Having a weird conversation with your friends and thinking- "if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put in a mental hospital"....
I love how in scary movies, the person yells out- "hello?!" Like bad guy is going to be like... " yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?".
I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topic gets..
Throwing your phone in anger , then checking if it's still okay..
HOW SCHOOL GOES: Schoolwork: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+5+8=15 Exams:John had 4 apples. he ate 1, and gave 1 away, calculate the suns mass..
I love using big words to sound smart, I mean I utilizing gargantuan idiom to fabricate. Intelligence ;).
Not finishing a sentence because your laughing so hard about the ending.....
When someone touches my phone I suddenly turn into a Ninja...
I don't know what's more awkward: answering Dora, Or sitting in silence while she stares at you....
Alarm clock: Because every morning should begin with a heart attack..
*press a toy in the shop* * wont stop making noise* walk away , walk away.....
Laughing so hard no noise is coming out, and you just sit there clapping like a restarted seal....
A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, and a crab with a wale as a daughter... The makers of spongebob are obviously high..
I'm a girl. I underestimate. I over think. I dream big. I overestimate. But when I say I love you, I'm not lying..
I am me. I am not willing to change for you, or anybody else. Take me as I am ,or watch me as I go..
Never say: "that will never happen to me". Life has a funny way of proving us wrong..
I'm insecure, but I'm strong. I'm alone , but I'm loved. I'm sad, but I smile. I'm broken, but you'll never know..
I am what I am. I like what I like. I love who I love. I do what I want, so get of my back. it's my life not yours..
If people in movies would have listened to me they'd still be alive..
Teenagers are the most misunderstood creatures in the world. We're treated like children ,but expected to act like adults..
My parents say its there house, but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too..
Admit it, you've googled yourself before....
Relationship start with: "can we talk?" and end with: " we need to talk.".
There are times I ask myself.... Why. Why not. Why not me. Why not NOW?.