14 August 2012
@gazplend says I'm turning old, Not my fault I like murder, she wrote. It's incredibly engrossing when its started, I have to know I've guessed the murder right. Bit like cluedo, but it doesn't end with murder in the family.
It didn't help when I said I liked midsummer murders as well, Then the OAP jokes started, And there is no end! I've already got the cats down, If I start buying salmon and smelling like piss, Then the OAP conversion is 3/4 of the way through he said.
I reassured him I dont really like salmon and I could never smell like piss, I have a bath everyday
@gazplend said good, there was hope for me yet!
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