11 December 2012
I've done some stupid shit, And some I'm proud about, i'll admit.
One involved a some gin and Melted chocolate. All this occurred on my friends Nans 65th.
From this information you can gather what happened next.
Well my mate the novice mixer, Decided gin and cider was the next BIG drink. And unfortunately I was the tester, without knowing it.
Well one thing led to another. And I ended up on the honey mead. A bottle to myself, Selfish I'm not! But no one else wanted it. (I understand now, I get it)
So after several cans of cider, Little tit biscuits that I consumed. Three shots of gin without the tonic. One with cider, the other melted chocolate. A shower called the tardis, with disco lights and classic music... And a whole bottle of mead for mee....
Nope this is not an alcoholics chavmas list.
But one that's made me realise...
Maybe I should stop binge drinking for a while...
Because somehow my biology teacher found out about it...O.O
(True story)
Gin And Chocolate Incident • Opuss № I