7 January 2013
(In response to @Glens swimming posts)
So @Glen says he's gonna swim the Atlantic. Well that's no challenge, there's no danger in it I would think.
See I'm gonna take on the crocs and wild by swimming the Nile, the one that crosses through Egypt!
I have some skill in swimming, I can keep my head above the water level to breathe, And swim underwater like a fish outta sea.
As for the crocs well that's no problem, as I practice wrestling my cat each evening bath I take. And trust me that's not an easy task with her struggling and her claws out each time we near the waters brim.
(I've no idea why though, I thought cats liked water and the sea or ..is that dolphins I've confused them with)
Anyways this will be no easy task, but I know no other minx who would be fitted for it more than me!
I'll keep you updated on how it goes from start to fini!
2 weeks later
Well that went a flop, I'll not deny!
I wrestled crocs, my hair got stuck on some hippos tooth (we were both not happy about it, trust me on this) I spear hunted boars, and was nearly sacrificed to some Nile river god and would of been dead and gone if it hadn't of been for Mr Bond, who arrived in the nick of time.
But that wasn't a problem, oh dear god no...
It was when I just reached the end, I saw @Glen! He'd beaten me down the Nile!
(How the bloody hell did he get there first, I'd left 4 days earlier than him?!)
It seems I missed some short cut that cut this journey in half...
(...Was that @Stablish in speedos I saw just then?....
...Wait....is he drinking beer?! No way is that fair! I want some for doing this!)
Apparently through this short cut he passed through a temple full of gold, that contained a crystal skull.
Met a person called short round, and used a whip to escape any bad guys that were after him.
(When did he learn to use a whip?!...actually no ...I don't think I want to know the answer to it!)
*Oh well* next time I'm bringing google maps on my iPod...AND then we'll see who completes the swim first!
Swimming The Nile • Opuss № I