23 June 2012
Im staying home from school today. Id rather be in bed Pretending that i have a pain thats pounding in my head.
Ill say i have a stomach ache. Il claim ive got the flu. Il shiver like im cold And hold my breath until im blue.
Il fake a cough. Il fake a sneeze. Il say my throat is sore. If necessary i can throw A tantrum on the floor.
Im sure il get away with it. Of that theres little doubt. But even so i really hope My students dont find out.
-Ken nesbitts
I Dont Want To Go To School Today • Opuss № I