17 June 2012
I really have a problem I feel I really must share For whenever I go swimming I have an offending hair
I'm swimming along happily Then look down to my below There is the offensive blighter All curly wurly there...HELLO
It's become quite a sight To have it suddenly pop out From the depths of my bikini Out it springs with a shout
Now I'm not a girl to wax I'm not paying for that pain People usually have to pay me Miss Elusive..for doing the very same
No I'm a cut and trim girlie Can't be done with ingrown hairs I'm not accustomed to all this A naughty pube who gets me unawares
It really is a problem It just doesn't make any sense I could get into a lot of trouble For causing a PUBElic offence!
A PUBElic Offence • Opuss № I