28 May 2012
There's a place called Babbadoo
Never go there
For if you do
You won't get out
They will eat you!
My friends Jed and Ned
Did not steer clear
Now they are dead
I very much fear
They chose to ignore
My pleads and implore
Off they went to explore
I never knew Babbadoo
Until I got lost
During a morning frost
They captured me
For their tea
I thought that was it
But you see
Before their tea
They like to taste a bit
They cut off my finger tip
Dipped it in a dip
I'm thinking 'shit shit shit'
So in Babbadoo
They try a piece of you
To see if you taste nice
They tried my tip
Splutter...spit...spit
This is definitely it
They growled at me so
Cut me loose, let me go
Apparently I taste really shit!
Babbadoo • Opuss № I