26 May 2012
I try this dress on
Too flippin tight
I suck it all in
With all my might
Why don't it fit?
I huff and puff
I've not eaten
Fatty stuff
I've been good
Eating healthy
Making Tesco
Very wealthy
Drinking water
6 cups a day
But i'm still
Size 12...no way!
It's a battle
Keeping trim
It's so hard
To be thin
I've got tits
And a bum
A curvy chick
Victorian tum
The battle goes on
Til I can fit
My curvy bod
And my tits
Into a 10
Happy days
It will be
Starving pays!!
Battlestar Fattica • Opuss № I