26 June 2012
I have a problem with food Some can make me awfully rude You may want to laugh....I suffer with Blast Ass!
Since my teens...beans Blast Ass!
Any kind of mince...I wince Blast Ass!
Too much garlic...oh shit Blast Ass!
Sweetcorn...of this I warn Blast Ass!
Indian take out...duck as I shout Blast Ass!
So now you know my problem with food Once it's been swallowed and chewed
Please understand and please don't laugh At the embarrassing woe of my Blast Ass!
Blast Ass • Opuss № I