6 June 2012

I was in a predicament

Rushing into the loo I went

I sit for what seems eternity

It's ok it was just a long wee

Then I look to my right

Oh no this can't be right

No loo roll yet again

I'm sat there like a nesting hen

Whatever am I to do?

Drip dry or move?

I consider the sway dry

Back n forth...a wee mile high

Nah can't be bothered

I feel silly to hover

So I open the door

Shimmy across the floor

Loo roll in hand

I'm feeling grand

So if you get a boo hoo loo

You now know what to do

misslittleDHPBoo Hoo Loo • Opuss № I