10 July 2012
To give my friend a little laugh Let's talk dirty, you might need a bath
He likes things just a tad rude Not vile or disgustingly lewd
So here for you, I share my ditty About farts, wee, poo....how witty?
A fart that is so very very strong Can be short but leave a big pong
A poo can be one big plopper Or a set of small little droppers
A wee can be like a gush down the loo Or all trickley, very ladylike too
I hope my ditty has put a smile on your face Not in your mouth left a distaste of disgrace
Burrfoot • Opuss № I