29 November 2012
The carpet fitters came yesterday The house was a mess, things in the way
Beds, tables, cupboards, piled high In the hallway, you could barely get by
The rooms were in a right old pickle Stressed?..oh yes...just a little
The next morning I tried to dress Within the chaos and mess
Then I realise, I have no knickers OH NO..a terrible thought flickers
I'll get chafing from my jeans An inside wedgie from the seams
I couldn't get to my drawer That had an array of panties galore
So I hunted around for a pair Couldn't find any...ANYWHERE
So I had to resort, to an all time low Into the dirty wash, I go
Found a dusty old thong Wearing it felt so wrong
It was a pair found under the bed Must have fell out the drawer, hubby said
My drawer has a gap at the back This thong must have fell from that
So this dusty old thong saved the day For this time of year, going commando?...NO WAY
©Kim Brown 29th November 2012
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