9 January 2013
Does contain swear words
I'm a cocky Cocker Even though I'm covered in fleas My owner gets rid of them And gives my anal glands a squeeze
I'm a cocky Cocker I look as miserable as sin My owner even loves me still When I eat the cat shit from the bin
I'm a cocky Cocker My ears are always knotted When I've had my tea It's like my insides have rotted
I'm a cocky Cocker I have the vilest smelling breath It's a mixture of rotting eggs With the stench of decomposing flesh
I'm a cocky Cocker I have a big fear of the vets My owner has to muzzle me Or I'll rip the bloody vet to shreds
I'm a cocky Cocker I may look sweet with droopy eyes Seeing my owner pick up my crap Makes me laugh until I cry
I'm a cocky Cocker I loathe being patted on the head So I politely ask you not to do it Or I'll piss all over your leg
©Kim Brown 9th January 2013
Cocky Cocker • Opuss № I