16 July 2012
Stand back when the music does begin
Or you'll feel the force of 'Crazy Legs Lynn'
After a few Port and Lemons with lots of ice
My god, take care, those legs take flight
They seem to have a mind all of their own
The dance floor is 'Crazy Legs Lynn' home
She can put her legs so far in the sky
Like a possessed Barbie doll, on crack, so high
The more drinks she has, the less she cares
The legs are a flying and you can see all her wares
One time she got carried away, in a crazy leg mess
Forgot to put her knickers on when she got dressed
The Port and Lemons were flowing down her neck
'Crazy Legs Lynn' gave everyone a night they'd never forget
The legs are kicking and flicking, way so high
Her 'Madam Wonderful' and 'Booty' caught everyone's eye
The worst part was she was on her period that day
So all could see her tampon string sway
We thought that would be the end of 'Crazy Leg Lynn'
After the huge embarrassment of the tampon string
But no nothing will keep this girlie off the dance floor
My nights out with 'Crazy Legs Lynn' are never dull that's for sure
Crazy Legs Lynn • Opuss № I