24 July 2012
My Drearest Shlee Shlee
I sheem to have lost all power of speeeech I'm shlurring and can't shee shit I'm squite a dribbling mess Drinking Strongbow I confesh Sho how are you doooing on the vino? Is your head on shome pillow? I fink our heads shall shurt tomorrow Shome one else's, we shall need to borrow But for the record my speshal fwend I'll shall drinks with youz till ten If werez still drinking having shome fun I thinks our drinking sesh hash been done I sheem to have strouble typing too Can't shpell nothink, anover drink will do Well Drearest Shlee Shlee it's time for me To haves ayer Strongbow emptying wee wee I feels shlike my bladder shall burst Schtooo much Strongbow shreally hurts Shno doubt yourz shall be shfull of vino Ha ha youz better haves a vino peeno!!!
Dear Shlee Shlee • Opuss № I