22 May 2012
Dear Sir I never meant to cause offence When I said you were as boring as an unpainted fence
Dear Sir I didn't try to offend When I said your boring chat drives me round the bend
Dear Sir it wasn't my intention to upset you so But your monotone voice and monobrow have to go
Dear Sir I have to say this, lets be clear I just can't have you close, I can't have you near
Dear Sir No need to sack me, I'm happy to leave For a boss you make me cringe and heave
Dear Sir • Opuss № I