29 July 2012
Dear Diary
It's getting hard to write to you these days as my days are full of ridding the world of evil. It's a daily battle. Although I'm Princess Titanium and it's an honour to be regarded by the mortals as a hero, I am fed up, if the truth be known, I'm bored...bored of the same thing EVERYDAY!! Wouldn't it be great to just be NORMAL for one day?...I want to just hang out at the beach, and when I mean hang out, I mean that literally as no bikini will hold up my titanium tits!! I want to go horse riding in the woods without slaying anyone, or to sit and have a meal without breaking someone's arm before the starters have even arrived. EVERYWHERE I go, there is evil lurking, ready to take me out, I can't ever let my guard down. I don't get any time to pamper myself, my titanium tits don't get polished no where near as often as they should and my hair is a proper mess under my helmet!! I'm just having a down day I know, I usually enjoy kicking evils ass but even a she hero has bad days. Well I better stop writing and get fighting. One tits polished, will have to do the other when I return!
Diary Of A She Hero • Opuss № I