24 November 2012
Hi there, it's so great to chat I'm single and am feeling crap
Thought I'd join this dating site Maybe it'll stop me feeling shite?
So a little about me I suppose? I guess I'll lie until my confidence grows
My name is Kyla and I live in the West End The truth is, I'm know as Hilda to my friends
I am, a curvy 10, with petite feet Honestly?...size 18 with feet that reek
I have porcelain smooth skin I don't really, it's orange and grim
I am a natural beauty, no need for make up My skin can't breathe, I use foundation by the cup
My hair is brown with golden flecks The truth is, its dark and lank, but what the heck?
My teeth are white and all in a row 3 missing in the front, but we'll let that go
My hobbies include writing and the arts That is, doing crosswords as I loudly fart
I love the great outdoors and nature It's nice on telly, but I'm allergic to fur
I love eating out, sushi is great I prefer eating in, with anything on my plate
I love to drink, vintage white wine Not drinking a bottle the same day bought, is a crime
The picture you see, is me at a works do A slight exaggeration, who she is I haven't a clue?
Well that's me...can't wait to hear from you If you don't mind, that all I've said is definitely not true
©Kim Brown 24th November 2012
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