5 January 2013
Dudley Studley Was a stud alright All the girls scrapped By the pub each night
With a spikey cut Two gold teeth He didn't bother with Asphyxiating sheaths
They all did love him 'Treat em mean' Really did work though It kept them keen
He had two mates Greasy and Riff Both were bald Apart from a quiff
They all would stand With a can of Stella Looking dead hard Like a scene from 'Goodfellas'
So if you are in town Wanting Dudley Studley He's at The Spit and Barrel In a place called 'Pudley'
©Kim Brown 5th January 2012
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