30 June 2012
So tonight I'm out in fancy dress
Thought and time I did invest
Thinking of what i could wear
As some costumes I can't bear
I found an outfit perfect for me
It shows off my silly personality
I'm not going all glammed up
Or as a cow, sheep or a little pup
It's something people may just ask
What are you?...with a gasp and laugh
I'm wearing an all in one white suit
With protectors to go over my boots
I have a mask and protective glasses
My mates are going to be on their asses
I have stickers saying TOXIC WASTE
For dressing up madness I have a taste
For good measure I have a big clear pot
With green glow sticks in to glow a lot
Covered nicely in white tissue paper
The TOXIC WASTE stickers add to the caper
I'm dreading the walk up to her place
I'll look like someone from outer space
Oh well better get the Cava down me real quick
At least I'll have protective clothing on, if I'm sick
Fancy Dress • Opuss № I