11 June 2012
I have to share this news About I guy I know He has a dirty habit That makes me want to throw
His name is really Frederick Mr Frederick Whitbread But when he's blind drunk It's Follow Through Fred
He's well know locally All around these parts Not for him as a person More his cannonball farts
You see after a few His arse he can't keep in check He slips a little one out And we're all hitting the deck
He really can't control What goes on from below It's a horrid smelly mess Should he let one go
We've tried to tell him Could he kindly refrain As its not just the pong It's the vile brown stain
For Follow Through Fred Is really a sorry sight For he loves his chinos Loves them in white
Follow Through Fred • Opuss № I