14 January 2013
I think I'm in love With a guy called Jeff For like my little self With farts he's truly blessed
I met him in a club Called Club Trumpocana Our duetting farts Caused a dance floor drama
That's when I knew That he was the one We were alone, together Our farts, made people run
Maybe we will marry? From him I cannot part The vicar will announce Until death do you both fart
Our friends will cheer Our family will jump We will smile sweetly Then promptly trump
Oh I can see it all My Jeff and little me Always as one From here to fartinity!!
©Kim Brown 14th January 2013
From Here To Fartinity • Opuss № I