13 December 2012
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Merry Christmas to all you silly peeps Who follow the silly herd, like dopey sheep I hate it when I receive these texts 'You're a wonderful friend, I'm truly blessed' 'Forward this message to loads of people' Line the pockets of others who are greedy weasels Do people honestly fall for this crap? Don't they know they are being laughed at? 'Send this message on, even to me' 'If you get 3 back, it means you're special, see?' More like each person is a KERCHING KERCHING! So some fat cats can wear their awful bling I loathe receiving these things, I think they are vile They make me bloody angry, I cannot smile I get cross when some friends send them to me It's dressed up bullshit with a stupid fee I know people think it's cute and nice But come on people, honestly, think twice! I would rather these texts were not sent to my phone For it gets me on my high horse, I'll only moan Save your money, don't buy into all the hype Or send it to someone who doesn't think it's shite
©Kim Brown 13th December 2012
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