29 May 2012
I'm feeling vexed and perplexed
I need to get something off my chest
Have you placed me under a Hex?
For thats what seems to be happening to me
Everything is wrong with me you see
It started with a sniffle of a cold
Then a throbbing head, a fever took hold
When I thought it couldn't get any worse
I go and twist my ankle...that damn curse
My ankle was getting over the sprain last week
Tripping over my Henry Hoover, of the pain I can't speak
Then last night I awoke at 2, needing the loo
PSSSSSSSSSS...uh oh...great...I've cystitis too
So whoever has got it in for me, please lift the curse
For I'm aching everywhere, everything HURTS!
Hex • Opuss № I