20 May 2012
Always be yourself, we can smell a fake Don't show off we don't need to know how much you make
Always de bogey your nose Boogers are a definite no no A neglected nose means out the door she will go
Be interested in her Show you are listening No cheesy lines like how her eyes are glistening
Brush your teeth too If kissing is on the cards Halitosis breath will simply make her barf
Be polite and funny Generous and kind But no need to flash your money...rewind
Don't discuss an ex of yours How wonderful she is And her love of sex anywhere outdoors
Have a drink, don't get drunk Be sensible with drinks She wants an awake, coherent hunk
Be complimentary to her Not overly done though As you'll just come across as a weirdo
Follow these rules And you should be ok Its fool proof and should get you a roll in the hay
How To Date A Girl • Opuss № I