20 May 2012

I used to think diets were for wimps

Until I saw some pics of myself

My god what was I thinking

When I wore that dress?

I look like a rectangle table

Wearing 70's throwback cloth

Don't get me started on my tum

Hanging there like a tyre

My chin no longer alone

Seems to have acquired a friend

My hair looked great at first

Then went all lank and limp

My once high cheekbones

Have disappeared into chub central

My arms are just like rustic bloomers

Thick and oval shaped minus the crust

Listen don't get me wrong

I've always had boobs and booty

But only one woman's worth not three

So from this day I take a vow

To drink a ton of water

Get in the weight watchers meals

Try to walk each and every day

Hoping to shed a pound or five

For until that day when the chub has gone

I simply won't have my pic taken again

For the chubby chick I see in front of me

Was a shock unto my eyes

Yep I used to think diets are for wimps

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