21 January 2013
If I were queen for the day I'd want to horse ride in Hyde Park Then by chopper, go to Amsterdam Get high on a rare type of tree bark
Then pop over to Paris Buy a load of vintage clothes Wear some saucy stockings But call them panty hose
Then I'd want a champagne lunch Followed by a nail polish Then I'd get a bulldozer The Bank of England I'd demolish
Then I'd want to dance Go VIP everywhere I go I might get lonely as queen So I'd hire a sexy gigolo
Afternoon tea would be With all the cakes I can get I'd then send for one half Of the loveable Ant & Dec
I'd take Dec to my quarters Show him my palatial boudoir Then I'd have him bow before me I'd show him some rouge et noir
After frolics with the cheeky chap I would want a little me time Read a racy book I think With a rather large white wine
Oh being queen for the day Would be so much good fun I'd get copies of all the pics Of Prince Phillips wrinkly bum!
©Kim Brown 21st January 2013
If I Were Queen For The Day • Opuss № I