21 January 2013

If I were queen for the day I'd want to horse ride in Hyde Park Then by chopper, go to Amsterdam Get high on a rare type of tree bark

Then pop over to Paris Buy a load of vintage clothes Wear some saucy stockings But call them panty hose

Then I'd want a champagne lunch Followed by a nail polish Then I'd get a bulldozer The Bank of England I'd demolish

Then I'd want to dance Go VIP everywhere I go I might get lonely as queen So I'd hire a sexy gigolo

Afternoon tea would be With all the cakes I can get I'd then send for one half Of the loveable Ant & Dec

I'd take Dec to my quarters Show him my palatial boudoir Then I'd have him bow before me I'd show him some rouge et noir

After frolics with the cheeky chap I would want a little me time Read a racy book I think With a rather large white wine

Oh being queen for the day Would be so much good fun I'd get copies of all the pics Of Prince Phillips wrinkly bum!

©Kim Brown 21st January 2013

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