12 September 2012
So for a while I'd not been feeling right Seeing a doctor gives me a fright But things were beginning to get to me Thought it was time I had an MOT She almost laughed looking at my long list Forgetfulness a symptom I didn't want missed You may laugh and think I am mad But nerves make me forget, it's quite sad Anyway I tell her about my health issues She is so empathetic maybe she'll need tissues? A week after having a load of blood tests done The doc rang, was treatment a bullet and a gun? To my relief, to the knackers yard I didn't go Apparently my iron levels are very low She explained that's why I've been feeling down Headaches, dizziness, a face full of frown I was told I've got to eat lots of iron rich food Some of which will make my botty a tad crude Cabbage, liver and dark green leafy veggies Fart alerts should be enforced and ready To add insult to injury, the doc then said To once and for all put my lady likeness to bed The iron tablets can indeed affect number two's I will experience the joy of having black poos Thought I would share my drama with you So you're very aware of my bottoms iron brew
©Kim Brown 12th September 2012
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