18 November 2012
It's always been a curse
This time was different It was too painful to sit I got my best friend to look "Oh my god, that's a big zit!!"
She went very pale She then began to gag I thought to myself 'Is it really that bad?'
The pain in my arse Forced me to A + E One of the nurses fainted After taking a look at me
A doctor and a nurse came "Now lets see this zit" I obligingly bent over "Jesus Christ...oh shit"
With all this bloody fuss I asked for a mirror, to see Nothing could have prepared For what my eyes did see
A humongous spot I saw Glaring from my ass It's height and width Was indeed so very vast
It was an aggressive spot A violent septic green I'd never seen a green like it It was gross and so mean
They all drew straws Who was going to treat me No one wanted to get near From my zit they tried to flee
Thank God for this hot shot doc Who volunteered to lance it He was head to toe in PPE He didn't want to chance it
With one incision it burst Septic green pus in the air It was on the floor and curtain On the other nurses hair
It dripped from the light A toxic greeny gunge This wasn't going to be cleaned With just a little sponge
The hot shot doc He did look rather pale He tried to speak But his words did fail
With a gasp of "aaahhh" The relief was such bliss I don't think they'll forget me Or my arsey septic zit
This is purely fictional...I've never had a septic arse!
©Kim Brown 18th November 2012
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