22 September 2012
You hear her before you see her Megaphone mouth is what she is The air is blue and common Every other word is F*** that and this
The queen of potty mouth She would shame you somewhere nice Lippy Lynn has no sense of etiquette Her manners have paid a high price
She can't work in telesales She would be sacked on the spot Speaking in her sinful tongue She'd give customers a sweary shock
She once tried her hand At being a weekend bingo caller The F word followed every number Sacked again, they had no need for her
She really is foul mouthed I'm afraid a friend I had to chuck As you can well imagine Her reply "I F***ing don't give a F***ing F***
©Kim Brown 22nd September 2012
Lippy Lynn • Opuss № I