21 September 2012
Mr Parker and Fanny Farter Have you ever heard of such a pair? When the two of them get jiggy The noises can be heard everywhere
They once went away For a dirty weekend by the sea The noises were so loud From the hotel they had to flee
The problem got so bad That poor Fanny saw a doc When he looked up there My God he got a shock!
It was so very big Like a hole within a hole The doc panicked Looking inside had took its toll
Mr Parker being nosey Had to have a look himself "My God love" "This would fit ten shelves"
Now having noisy bits May well make you laugh But Fanny Farter Is rich, in money she could bath
She's is so famous In the Guinness World Records For the noisiest fanny She has won many awards
She is used in films TV shows and the like Who'd have thought? You could be famous for not being tight!
©Kim brown 21st September 2012
Mr Parker and Fanny Farter • Opuss № I