5 July 2012
"What is that you're wearing?"
My friend is wildly staring
"Are you really going out in that
I'm sorry Kim, you look a twat"
"Why would you wear such a thing?
Your fashion sense, is such a sin"
"You look like you're wearing a curtain
I'm not going out with you, that's for certain"
I blinked back the tears, looking at my friend
Was this how our friendship would end?
"Why do you speak so cruel, my dear?
I only wanted to look like Lady Miss Kier
"Talking of which, you're making me cringe
As you have a curtain, with that dodgy fringe"
No Sense Of Style • Opuss № I