15 June 2012
Wouldn't it be good
For every fart you do
Out of your bottom
A spritz of aroma came too?
No more whiffs
Or horrid smelly pongs
An offensive fart
Pssst...rights that wrong
The sweet smell
Of lavender and chamomile
Surely is better
Than a fart so vile?
I think I'll patent it
An aromatic bottom spray
For bottoms worldwide
Soon available on eBay
Parp Spray • Opuss № I