29 May 2012
When I'm feeling rather peckish
Nothing beats a packet of crisps
Opening the pack all excited
My heart drops when I look inside it
Where's the crisps?...you'll hear me say
There's hardly any...to my dismay
What's going on?...is it something I missed?
Was the packet full of invisible crisps?
Is it a great big crisp conspiracy?
I'm taking this to the judge and jury
When I want a packet...I mean just that
Not a third or half a pack
Just the other day I wanted a crunch
Only 10 in my pack of monster munch!
Are all the people who pack the crisps
Eating them all up as they do this?
I really think we all need to act
Campaign for crisps..we want ALOT per pack!
Peckish • Opuss № I