28 August 2012
I'm feeling a bit of butt tension Need to blast out this inner frustration I'm not talking of loose STOOLS here I won't make this poem messy don't fear It's just that I need to get this off my chest About this need that is starting to POOsess The written words find the paper and flow Better out than in or this things gonna blow The need to write some silly little verse Is overriding common sense, it's such a curse I have to share with my Opussian nation Just how very strong is my POO-Stration I've written happy, crazy and feeling down No mention at all of no 2's...I frown So now I'm rectal-fying that wrong With a tribute to all botty pongs For the Opussians who know me very well I love poetry of all things with a bad smell It amuses the inner child in me POO and FARTS make me giggle you see So if like me you suffer with hopeless POO-Stration Put pen to paper and share with the Opussian nation
©Kim Brown 28th August 2012
Poo-Stration • Opuss № I