1 June 2012

I'm sitting quietly on the loo My poo won't come out What am I going to do? I'm heaving and give a push PLOP...PLOP...PLOP Followed by a whoosh Yay it's out..what a relief I pull the flush But to my disbelief A poo was waving hello Bopping all about All floaty and mellow I pulled the flush again And five times more Nope still there...shame The bugger was a floaty The worst to ever poo Like a child's little toy boaty All I had left to do Was scoop him out The lightweight poo Place it in some white tissue Yes job done No longer an issue

For @aleishagayle20 and @smellyfingers

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