31 May 2012

Passing a shop I walk on by

When WHACK..a pork pie in my eye!

I was brave, I didn't cry

Saw the offender and shouted "WHY?"

He said he saw me walking by

Thought it funny to throw a pie

I felt the tears swell in my eye

Then anger took hold, I grabbed the guy

I never meant for him to die

In his throat, a big pork pie

I'd pushed it in, I cannot lie

I shout " now he can't throw a pie"

RIP....goodbye...Mr Pork Pie Guy

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