8 August 2012
Princess Titanium had gone on a wild retreat
Had to return to fight evil, it's ass to beat
This time it was fighting the elusive Rarewolf
Whose vile breath would make you heave then rolf
Then there's the kinky and very randy Rampire
Who gets turned on by Princess Titaniums attire
Her tits so strong, gleamed by the light of the moon
Looking at them both, she knew she'd seal their doom
Rarewolf attacked first, his claws met their match
Princess Titanium had Gold Spot, a very large batch
In a mist of peppermint spray, she grabbed him by the throat
Threw him to the wind, on Gold Spot fumes he floats
Then Rampire came for her wearing a randy smirk
Pushing her Titanium tits up to him she purrs "this is gonna hurt"
He's mesmerised by the glow of her shiny breasts
With a stake now in his heart, this he does regret
Looking into his eyes Princess Titanium then speaks
"I hate randy vampires and werewolves with breath that reeks"
Princess Titanium Against Rarewolf And Rampire • Opuss № I