23 May 2012
The grand oak wood was surrounded
By suffocating malevolent mist
No man, woman, animal or beast
Dared venture out into the evil 'THIS'
An unaware goblin travelling north east
Walked obliviously into the 'THIS'
His little goblin legs wouldn't go quick
The evil mist he could not miss
'THIS' enveloped the goblin, he began to choke
When out of the mist a vision did appear
A woman wearing a red and gold cloak
There behind the feisty woman
Stood a huge and fierce looking tree
She threw a pouch full of red dust
Into the wood quite magically
As quick as the dust flew
The 'THIS' retreated to its pit
The goblin meekly asked the woman
"Who are you, what have you done to it?"
"I'm Princess Titanium, this is my tree"
"We kick ass everywhere universally"
"Our Opussian friends sent a distress call"
"We are here to rid the Grand Wood"
"Of all things evil, evil must fall"
The goblin could not hide his glee
He shouted to all his woody friends
He wanted to show off the princess
For all the other goblins, he sends
Soon other goblins, fairies and imps
Gather round Princess Titanium and the tree
So very grateful for their help
Because of them, of 'THIS', they are free
The princess was unsure of all the fuss
She'd only helped her fellow friends
The kindred spirits of Opuss
Her kinship to them never ends
She declared she had to leave
For she was needed elsewhere
The beings of the wood sighed
For her to leave now was unfair
They had only just known of her
And her friend the tree
They were just so very grateful
That she and tree had set them free
"Before you go, why is that your name?"
"I have titanium breasts my dear"
"Bit off by wolves I was trying to tame"
"Lost during another Opussian fantasy"
"Many battles I have lost and won"
"But I get stronger with each day"
"Now kicking ass has become such fun"
"I used to be known as Princess and the Pea"
"But after my incident with the wolves"
"No prince would marry the breastless me"
Princess Titanium And The Tree • Opuss № I